Standalone Books in Order
Below you'll find the complete list of Standalone books in publication order. This is generally the recommended reading order for the series.
Reading order verified: January 2026
Publication Order
Satan Burger
Buy on Amazon2001
Electric Jesus Corpse
Buy on Amazon2002
Punk Land
Buy on Amazon2005
The Cannibals of Candyland
Buy on Amazon2009
Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland
Buy on Amazon2009
The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment
Buy on Amazon2010
Zombies and Shit
Buy on Amazon2010
Barbarian Beast Bitches of the Badlands
Buy on Amazon2011
I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter
Buy on Amazon2011
Armadillo Fists
Buy on Amazon2011
The Handsome Squirm
Buy on Amazon2012
Tumor Fruit
Buy on Amazon2012
Cuddly Holocaust
Buy on Amazon2013
Quicksand House
Buy on Amazon2013
Clusterf*ck
Buy on Amazon2013
Hungry Bug
Buy on Amazon2014
ClownFellas
Buy on Amazon2015
Bio Melt
Buy on Amazon2015
The Terrible Thing That Happens
Buy on Amazon2016
The Big Meat
Buy on Amazon2017
Neverday
Buy on Amazon2018
The Boy with the Chainsaw Heart
Buy on Amazon2018
Mouse Trap
Buy on Amazon2019
The Bad Box
Buy on Amazon2020
Full Metal Octopus
Buy on Amazon2021
Goblins on the Other Side
Buy on Amazon2022
The Girl with the Barbed Wire Hair
Buy on Amazon2022
You Always Try to Kill Me in Your Dreams
Buy on Amazon2023
Apeship
Buy on Amazon2024
Scorpion Ranch
Buy on Amazon2025
Razor Wire Pubic Hair
Buy on Amazon2003
The Baby Jesus Butt Plug
Buy on Amazon2004
Fishy-Fleshed
Buy on Amazon2004
The Menstruating Mall
Buy on Amazon2005
Sex and Death in Television Town
Buy on Amazon2005
Teeth and Tongue Landscape
Buy on Amazon2006
Sausagey Santa
Buy on Amazon2006
The Haunted Vagina
Buy on Amazon2006
Sea of the Patchwork Cats
Buy on Amazon2006
War Slut
Buy on Amazon2006
Adolf in Wonderland
Buy on Amazon2007
The Egg Man
Buy on Amazon2008
Ultra F*ckers
Buy on Amazon2008
Cybernetrix
Buy on Amazon2008
Apeshit
Buy on Amazon2008
The Faggiest Vampire
Buy on Amazon2009
Crab Town
Buy on Amazon2011
The Morbidly Obese Ninja
Buy on Amazon2011
Fantastic Orgy
Buy on Amazon2011
Ugly Heaven
Buy on Amazon2012
The Steel Breakfast Era
Buy on Amazon2012
Kill Ball
Buy on Amazon2012
Village of the Mermaids
Buy on Amazon2013
The Tick People
Buy on Amazon2014
Sweet Story
Buy on Amazon2014
As She Stabbed Me Gently in the Face
Buy on Amazon2015
Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole F*cking Face Explodes
Buy on Amazon2016
Exercise Bike
Buy on Amazon2017
Spider Bunny
Buy on Amazon2017
Parasite Milk
Buy on Amazon2017
Stacking Doll
Buy on Amazon2018
Snuggle Club
Buy on Amazon2020
Glass Children
Buy on Amazon2023
Why I Married a Clown Girl From the Dimension of Death
Buy on Amazon2023
Frequently Asked Questions
The recommended reading order for the Standalone series is publication order: 1. Satan Burger (2001), 2. Electric Jesus Corpse (2002), 3. Punk Land (2005), 4. The Cannibals of Candyland (2009), 5. Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland (2009), and 59 more. This is generally the best way to experience the story as the author intended.
The Standalone series by Carlton Mellick III contains 64 books. The series began in 2001 and continues to be a popular choice for readers.
The Standalone series is written by Carlton Mellick III. You can find more books and series by this author on our website.
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