Carlton Mellick III Books in Order

Carlton Mellick III is a prominent American author, currently residing in Portland, Oregon. He is a leading figure in the 'Bizarro' movement, a style of underground literature characterized by avant-punk aesthetics. Mellick's work defies conventions, blending trashy sci-fi/horror with postmodern literary art to create surreal explorations of contemporary society and imagined futures. His novels often focus on social absurdities and satire, challenging societal norms. A prolific writer, Mellick began crafting stories at the age of ten and completed twelve novels by the time he was eighteen. His breakthrough novel, Satan Burger, and its sequel Punk Land, have garnered significant attention. The success of Satan Burger led to its translation into Russian and publication by Ultra Culture in 2005. Mellick's work has been featured alongside notable authors in the Brave New World series. In addition to his literary pursuits, Mellick is an artist and musician. He founded Eraserhead Press, a publishing company that fostered the Bizarro fiction movement, along with other notable authors, in the late 1990s.

Bibliography verified: January 2026

Book Series by Carlton Mellick III

  • #1
    Satan Burger(2001)
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  • #2
    Electric Jesus Corpse(2002)
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  • #3
    Punk Land(2005)
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  • #4
    The Cannibals of Candyland(2009)
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  • #5
    Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland(2009)
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  • #6
    The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment(2010)
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  • #7
    Zombies and Shit(2010)
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  • #8
    Barbarian Beast Bitches of the Badlands(2011)
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  • #9
    I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter(2011)
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  • #10
    Armadillo Fists(2011)
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  • #11
    The Handsome Squirm(2012)
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  • #12
    Tumor Fruit(2012)
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  • #13
    Cuddly Holocaust(2013)
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  • #14
    Quicksand House(2013)
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  • #15
    Clusterf*ck(2013)
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  • #16
    Hungry Bug(2014)
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  • #17
    ClownFellas(2015)
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  • #18
    Bio Melt(2015)
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  • #19
    The Terrible Thing That Happens(2016)
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  • #20
    The Big Meat(2017)
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  • #21
    Neverday(2018)
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  • #22
    The Boy with the Chainsaw Heart(2018)
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  • #23
    Mouse Trap(2019)
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  • #24
    The Bad Box(2020)
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  • #25
    Full Metal Octopus(2021)
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  • #26
    Goblins on the Other Side(2022)
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  • #27
    The Girl with the Barbed Wire Hair(2022)
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  • #28
    You Always Try to Kill Me in Your Dreams(2023)
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  • #29
    Apeship(2024)
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  • #30
    Scorpion Ranch(2025)
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  • #31
    Razor Wire Pubic Hair(2003)
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  • #32
    The Baby Jesus Butt Plug(2004)
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  • #33
    Fishy-Fleshed(2004)
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  • #34
    The Menstruating Mall(2005)
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  • #35
    Sex and Death in Television Town(2005)
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  • #36
    Teeth and Tongue Landscape(2006)
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  • #37
    Sausagey Santa(2006)
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  • #38
    The Haunted Vagina(2006)
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  • #39
    Sea of the Patchwork Cats(2006)
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  • #40
    War Slut(2006)
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  • #41
    Adolf in Wonderland(2007)
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  • #42
    The Egg Man(2008)
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  • #43
    Ultra F*ckers(2008)
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  • #44
    Cybernetrix(2008)
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  • #45
    Apeshit(2008)
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  • #46
    The Faggiest Vampire(2009)
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  • #47
    Crab Town(2011)
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  • #48
    The Morbidly Obese Ninja(2011)
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  • #49
    Fantastic Orgy(2011)
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  • #50
    Ugly Heaven(2012)
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  • #51
    The Steel Breakfast Era(2012)
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  • #52
    Kill Ball(2012)
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  • #53
    Village of the Mermaids(2013)
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  • #54
    The Tick People(2014)
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  • #55
    Sweet Story(2014)
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  • #56
    As She Stabbed Me Gently in the Face(2015)
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  • #57
    Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole F*cking Face Explodes(2016)
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  • #58
    Exercise Bike(2017)
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  • #59
    Spider Bunny(2017)
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  • #60
    Parasite Milk(2017)
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  • #61
    Stacking Doll(2018)
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  • #62
    Snuggle Club(2020)
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  • #63
    Glass Children(2023)
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  • #64
    Why I Married a Clown Girl From the Dimension of Death(2023)
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  • #1
    The Bizarro Starter Kit(2006)
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  • #2
    Sunset With A Beard(2000)
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  • #3
    Christmas on Crack(2010)
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  • #4
    Hammer Wives(2013)
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  • #5
    Angel Scene / Teeth and Tongue Landscape(2003)
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  • #6
    Year's Best Fantasy and Horror: Sixteenth Annual Collection(2003)
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  • #7
    Tempting Disaster(2005)
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  • #8
    Falling from the Sky(2007)
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  • #9
    Zombies: Encounters with the Hungry Dead(2009)
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  • #10
    Avant-Garde for the New Millennium(2009)
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  • #11
    Werewolves and Shape Shifters: Encounters with the Beasts Within(2010)
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  • #12
    The Best Bizarro Fiction of the Decade(2012)
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  • #13
    Walrus Tales(2012)
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About Carlton Mellick III

Carlton Mellick III is a prominent American author, currently residing in Portland, Oregon. He is a leading figure in the 'Bizarro' movement, a style of underground literature characterized by avant-punk aesthetics. Mellick's work defies conventions, blending trashy sci-fi/horror with postmodern literary art to create surreal explorations of contemporary society and imagined futures. His novels often focus on social absurdities and satire, challenging societal norms. A prolific writer, Mellick began crafting stories at the age of ten and completed twelve novels by the time he was eighteen. His breakthrough novel, Satan Burger, and its sequel Punk Land, have garnered significant attention. The success of Satan Burger led to its translation into Russian and publication by Ultra Culture in 2005. Mellick's work has been featured alongside notable authors in the Brave New World series. In addition to his literary pursuits, Mellick is an artist and musician. He founded Eraserhead Press, a publishing company that fostered the Bizarro fiction movement, along with other notable authors, in the late 1990s.

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