Carlton Mellick III Books in Order
Carlton Mellick III is a prominent American author, currently residing in Portland, Oregon. He is a leading figure in the 'Bizarro' movement, a style of underground literature characterized by avant-punk aesthetics. Mellick's work defies conventions, blending trashy sci-fi/horror with postmodern literary art to create surreal explorations of contemporary society and imagined futures. His novels often focus on social absurdities and satire, challenging societal norms. A prolific writer, Mellick began crafting stories at the age of ten and completed twelve novels by the time he was eighteen. His breakthrough novel, Satan Burger, and its sequel Punk Land, have garnered significant attention. The success of Satan Burger led to its translation into Russian and publication by Ultra Culture in 2005. Mellick's work has been featured alongside notable authors in the Brave New World series. In addition to his literary pursuits, Mellick is an artist and musician. He founded Eraserhead Press, a publishing company that fostered the Bizarro fiction movement, along with other notable authors, in the late 1990s.
Bibliography verified: January 2026
Book Series by Carlton Mellick III
- #1AmazonSatan Burger(2001)
- #2AmazonElectric Jesus Corpse(2002)
- #3AmazonPunk Land(2005)
- #4AmazonThe Cannibals of Candyland(2009)
- #5AmazonWarrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland(2009)
- #6AmazonThe Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment(2010)
- #7AmazonZombies and Shit(2010)
- #8AmazonBarbarian Beast Bitches of the Badlands(2011)
- #9AmazonI Knocked Up Satan's Daughter(2011)
- #10AmazonArmadillo Fists(2011)
- #11AmazonThe Handsome Squirm(2012)
- #12AmazonTumor Fruit(2012)
- #13AmazonCuddly Holocaust(2013)
- #14AmazonQuicksand House(2013)
- #15AmazonClusterf*ck(2013)
- #16AmazonHungry Bug(2014)
- #17AmazonClownFellas(2015)
- #18AmazonBio Melt(2015)
- #19AmazonThe Terrible Thing That Happens(2016)
- #20AmazonThe Big Meat(2017)
- #21AmazonNeverday(2018)
- #22AmazonThe Boy with the Chainsaw Heart(2018)
- #23AmazonMouse Trap(2019)
- #24AmazonThe Bad Box(2020)
- #25AmazonFull Metal Octopus(2021)
- #26AmazonGoblins on the Other Side(2022)
- #27AmazonThe Girl with the Barbed Wire Hair(2022)
- #28AmazonYou Always Try to Kill Me in Your Dreams(2023)
- #29AmazonApeship(2024)
- #30AmazonScorpion Ranch(2025)
- #31AmazonRazor Wire Pubic Hair(2003)
- #32AmazonThe Baby Jesus Butt Plug(2004)
- #33AmazonFishy-Fleshed(2004)
- #34AmazonThe Menstruating Mall(2005)
- #35AmazonSex and Death in Television Town(2005)
- #36AmazonTeeth and Tongue Landscape(2006)
- #37AmazonSausagey Santa(2006)
- #38AmazonThe Haunted Vagina(2006)
- #39AmazonSea of the Patchwork Cats(2006)
- #40AmazonWar Slut(2006)
- #41AmazonAdolf in Wonderland(2007)
- #42AmazonThe Egg Man(2008)
- #43AmazonUltra F*ckers(2008)
- #44AmazonCybernetrix(2008)
- #45AmazonApeshit(2008)
- #46AmazonThe Faggiest Vampire(2009)
- #47AmazonCrab Town(2011)
- #48AmazonThe Morbidly Obese Ninja(2011)
- #49AmazonFantastic Orgy(2011)
- #50AmazonUgly Heaven(2012)
- #51AmazonThe Steel Breakfast Era(2012)
- #52AmazonKill Ball(2012)
- #53AmazonVillage of the Mermaids(2013)
- #54AmazonThe Tick People(2014)
- #55AmazonSweet Story(2014)
- #56AmazonAs She Stabbed Me Gently in the Face(2015)
- #57AmazonEvery Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole F*cking Face Explodes(2016)
- #58AmazonExercise Bike(2017)
- #59AmazonSpider Bunny(2017)
- #60AmazonParasite Milk(2017)
- #61AmazonStacking Doll(2018)
- #62AmazonSnuggle Club(2020)
- #63AmazonGlass Children(2023)
- #64AmazonWhy I Married a Clown Girl From the Dimension of Death(2023)
- #1AmazonThe Bizarro Starter Kit(2006)
- #2AmazonSunset With A Beard(2000)
- #3AmazonChristmas on Crack(2010)
- #4AmazonHammer Wives(2013)
- #5AmazonAngel Scene / Teeth and Tongue Landscape(2003)
- #6AmazonYear's Best Fantasy and Horror: Sixteenth Annual Collection(2003)
- #7AmazonTempting Disaster(2005)
- #8AmazonFalling from the Sky(2007)
- #9AmazonZombies: Encounters with the Hungry Dead(2009)
- #10AmazonAvant-Garde for the New Millennium(2009)
- #11AmazonWerewolves and Shape Shifters: Encounters with the Beasts Within(2010)
- #12AmazonThe Best Bizarro Fiction of the Decade(2012)
- #13AmazonWalrus Tales(2012)
About Carlton Mellick III
Carlton Mellick III is a prominent American author, currently residing in Portland, Oregon. He is a leading figure in the 'Bizarro' movement, a style of underground literature characterized by avant-punk aesthetics. Mellick's work defies conventions, blending trashy sci-fi/horror with postmodern literary art to create surreal explorations of contemporary society and imagined futures. His novels often focus on social absurdities and satire, challenging societal norms. A prolific writer, Mellick began crafting stories at the age of ten and completed twelve novels by the time he was eighteen. His breakthrough novel, Satan Burger, and its sequel Punk Land, have garnered significant attention. The success of Satan Burger led to its translation into Russian and publication by Ultra Culture in 2005. Mellick's work has been featured alongside notable authors in the Brave New World series. In addition to his literary pursuits, Mellick is an artist and musician. He founded Eraserhead Press, a publishing company that fostered the Bizarro fiction movement, along with other notable authors, in the late 1990s.
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