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Never EVER Books in Order
Below you'll find the complete list of Never EVER books in publication order. This is generally the recommended reading order for the series.
Reading order verified: March 2026
Quick Answer
What order should I read the Never EVER series? Start with "Never Ever Marry a Mermaid" (2021) and follow publication order through all 7 books.
The complete Never EVER reading order is listed below in publication sequence.
Publication Order
Never Ever Marry a Mermaid
2021
Never EVER Lick a Llama
2021
Never Ever Upset a Unicorn
2021
Never EVER Massage a Moose
2021
Never EVER Dance with a Dracula
2021
Never EVER Tickle a Turkey
2021
Never EVER Race a Reindeer
2021
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